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America is truly a land of opportunity. See, back in my day, teachers would always ask us kids what we wanted to be when we grew up, almost as if elementary school was the ideal time to lock in a career track for the rest of your life. Kids today, on the other hand, may never know that pressure, since it’s a good chance they’ll end up working jobs that don’t even exist yet. Figuring out the algorithms that control self-driving cars, for example— or maybe even driving a shuttle bus to the moon. Who knows? The possibilities are literally endless for creative people who’re willing to work hard. In America, a young person could even make an obscene amount of money just by uploading cat pictures to the Internet.…